Posted by
lee on Sunday, May 31, 2009 12:00:00 AM
A gangland war has erupted in California. And now it has spread across the nation. But it is not the typical conflict over territory, ethnicity, or narcotics distribution. Like the tale of Romeo and Juliet that Arthur Laurents modernized in West Side Story, the feud concerns love and the boundaries society erects to govern its expression. And like the simulated violence of the rumble between the Jets and the Sharks in the movie adaptation, verbal and ideological bloodletting has splattered across our television screens and the internet as gangbangers and their supporters rumble. All this because of a question and answer exchanged between Miss California Carrie Prejean and Celebrity Blogger Perez Hilton. Innocent bystanders wonder how something so inane as a beauty contest could bring out the worst in people.
Tonight, tonight,
There's only you tonight,
What you are, what you do, what you say.
Perez Hilton initiated the gang war. Why pageant officials chose him as a judge other that the first part of his professional title, Celebrity Blogger, remains unclear. Perhaps officials considered him an expert in all things woman (intimate companionship excepted, of course). Perhaps officials already knew what Hilton later claimed as one reason why he found Prejean's answer to his question so offensive: a large portion of pageant viewers are homosexual men. His selection attempted to tap into and expand that viewership. Whatever led to his selection as judge, he appears to know little about pageants. During the interview stage of the contest, tradition demands that he lob a softball question that some contestant can knock out of the park, hopefully by vowing to use her pageant title to promote peace, love, and understanding between all peoples. Instead, he threw a firebomb in the form of the same-sex marriage question. But maybe he only appears to be ignorant of pageant tradition. Hilton's extraordinary success as a blogger amply demonstrates his shrewdness. His pageant question only confirmed it. If Hilton crafted the question to generate another ego-enhancing episode in his celebrity and ego-obsessed life, he achieved more success than even he imagined. The ensuing controversy diverted the spotlight from the pageant winner (whom few people probably now can identify by name or state) to him. And it renewed debate on that topic of utmost importance to Hilton: same-sex marriage.
So what was the firebomb question? "Vermont recently became the fourth state to legalize same-sex marriage. Do you think every state should follow suit? Why or why not?" Prejean later said she feared a question like that when she learned that Hilton was the submitter. She later confessed that she said a quick prayer that he would not ask the same-sex marriage question. Nevertheless, despite her efforts to secure divine intervention, he asked and she answered. " I think it's great American are able to choose one or the other," she replied. "We live in a land that you can choose same sex marriage or opposite marriage. And you know what, " she stumbled on, "in my country, in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between and man and a woman. No offense to anybody out there. That's how I was raised and that's how I think it should be, between a man and a woman. "
Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke,
You gotta understand,
It's just our bringing up-ke,
That gets us out of hand.
Prejean's response was as meaningless as it was muddled. "That's how I was raised" is a conventional answer to many questions, but it is not a particularly informative one. It suggests that Prejean as a child accepted the authority of the adults around her like everyone else; but now as an adult herself, however, she has never reconsidered anything she learned. Or if her thinking about these issues has confirmed those teachings she received as a child, she cannot remember the reasons. Moreover, place her answer in conjunction with other issues and hear how it sounds. "Yes, I am racist. But that's how I was raised. Yes, I am sexist. But that's how I as raised. Yes, I am gay. But that's how I was raised." Well, maybe not that last one. At any rate, she took a swing at Hilton's question and missed. Hilton's firebomb started a conflagration.
I feel pretty, Oh so pretty,
I feel pretty, and witty, and gay.
During the broadcast, Hilton shook his head in disappointment at Prejean's answer. Once he arrived home to his computer, rage took over. Relishing in the post-pageant attention he attracted to himself ("I was the You Tube moment of the show!"), he declared Prejean's answer the worst reply to a question in pageant history. He denied charges that she lost the pageant because of her opinion on same-sex marriage. In a display of his serrated-edged emotions but dull wit, Hilton explained the real reason she lost: "She is a dumb b****."
One wonders about the lack of reaction from this outrageous slur. Normally, when some man calls a woman a b**** it brings out the ire of feminists. The term is the first one to which a man turns when confronted with a woman who fails to show what he considers sufficient deference and submission. But this effort by the Queen of All Media to connect with his inner man failed to elicit much response from anyone except Prejean supporters. Maybe in feminist eyes the only thing worse that a man calling a woman a b**** is a woman entering a beauty contest in the first place.
In an effort to deflect charges that Prejean's opinion itself cost her the crown, the ever helpful Hilton suggested what he called an acceptable answer. According to Hilton, Prejean could have described how the federal system allows voters in each state to decide whether or not to legalize same-sex marriage. He claimed this would have satisfied him. But this would not suffice as answer either. The workings of the federal system were implicit in the question. To merely repeat the premise of the question is to evade it. The question itself demanded Prejean's opinion on what voters in each state should do. And she gave it. Hilton's disingenuous assertion that his question only inquired into the relationship between federalism and the same-sex marriage question is false. He protested that her answer "alienated" millions and that he wanted a Miss California that unites and inspires. Remember high school government class? Neither Hilton nor anyone elseever has heard inspiring words on the federal system. It seems clear that Prejean's opinion would have provoked the same white hot opposition even had she support it with coherent reasoning.
Modest and pure,
Polite and refined,
Well-bred and mature,
And out of her mind.
New skirmishes broke out when some photographer released images taken of Prejean from behind posing in underwear with no top. Other more revealing photos followed. For Prejean's supporters, this manifest an underhanded and concerted effort to remove her crown for the expression of her views. The photos only served as the pretext. For Prejean's opponents, the photos arrived at an opportune time. No provision in pageant rules provide for removing the title from a winner because of her views on same-sex marriage or any other topic. But the existence of the photos, which Prejean failed to disclose, seemed to provide the grounds for taking her crown. When confronted with the accusations of lying by ommission, Prejean disconnected again. She explained that the photo session took place way back when she was only seventeen, too young to know about covering one's breasts. (In her short life and current circumstances, it must seem like a long time ago.) She also attributed the "windy day" for the additional unchoreographed exposure under the loose fitting top in the second set of photos. (As good a liar as Janet Jackson.) And she claimed that someone electronically altered the photos. No doubt in the future she will keep prospective employers--especially those in church ministries--abreast of her modeling history.
You're never alone,
You're never disconnected,
You're at with your own,
When company's expected,
You're well protected.
Both Prejean and Hilton toured friendly cable televison outlets, seeking recruits for their gangland feud. Prejean segments appeared several times on right-leaning FOX. In these segments, she fleshed out her religious objections to same-sex marriage. Attempting to recruit the ultimate gangbanger for support, she claimed that God has been with her testing her faith through this experience. She attempted to explain her photos. And she asserted that her position on same-sex marriage cost her the Miss USA crown (about the only thing on which Prejean and Hilton agree). FOX network personalities generally gave her solid support. Aside from Greta Van Susteren pressing her with questions on civil unions and adoption rights, most FOX personalities let her tell her story. They never considered the emptiness of her answer and how inarticulately she delivered it. Because they saw that Prejean clearly suffered these attacks for her opinion rather than its poor expression, they rallied around Prejean to praise her honesty and sincerity. No time for doubts or tough questions when in a rumble.
Officer Krupke-you're really a square,
This boy don't need a judge, he needs an analyst's care,
It's just his neurosis that ought to be cured,
He's psychologically disturbed.
Meanwhile, Hilton gave an interview to Nora O'Donnell at left-leaning MSNBC. It, too, was an occasion for friendly support. It was supposed to be an attempt to short up Hilton's claim that it was not her values that cost her the pageant but her uninformed answer.O'Donnell repeated the accusation of Prejean's ignorance on the legal status of same-sex marriage. O'Donnell remarked that most Americans cannot, in fact, choose same-sex marriage. It is actually not clear from Prejean's rambling response during the pageant if she meant that same-sex couples can choose marriage (which is, of course, erroneous) or if she meant that voters can choose to legalize same sex marriage (which is, of course, correct. Maybe Prejean remembered something from high school government class after all.) Hilton agreed with O'Donnell's analysis. But it soon became clear that Prejean's alleged ignorance of the legal staus of same-sex marriage was not the source of Hilton's rage. When O'Donnell provided Hilton with the opportunity to distance himself from the sexist comments posted on his blog, however, the interview went awry. O'Donnell noted Hilton's apology for the b**** comment. She gave him a chance to repeat it for the benefit of any viewers who missed it and still may be wavering on whose side to line up. Hilton said that after thinking about it, he decided to take back his apology. (For Hilton, thinking means revisiting the swirl of emotions he felt that first night and settling on the authentic ones that provided the most exhilarating adrenalin rush). He confessed that he really felt like calling Prejean "the C word." Equating a woman to a street term for her genitalia is the ultimate reductionism in sexist expression. Poor Ms. O'Donnell. She failed to muster any feminist rage. Demonstrating less poise that Prejean on pageant night, she became speechless in the face of Hilton's obscene and sexist comment. She could only lower her eyes and say thank you.
Could it be?
Yes, it could.
Something's coming, something good.
Miss California pageant officials immediately distanced themselves from Prejean. They neither met with her after the Miss USA contest nor congratulated her on finishing first runner-up. Shortly afterward, Miss California pageant co-director Keith Lewis said he was "personally saddened and hurt" by Prejean's views. He asserted that "religious beliefs have no place in politics in the Miss California family"--whatever that means. Maybe he should have screened the questions and purged them of religious and political content. Co-director and former Miss California Shanna Moakler said that she, too, felt "sad and hurt" by Prejean's opinion. She said that she agreed with Hilton 100%: "It's one thing to have an opinion . . . it's another to alienate those who care about you." Again, only one answer from Prejean will do.
After the release of the photos, it appeared that the something good coming for pageant officials might be Prejean's resignation or removal. According to Moakler, Prejean's failure to disclose the existence of the photos violated her contract. Moakler decided in the interest of full disclosure to reveal another Prejean secret. The breasts that co-starred in those photos came courtesy of the Miss California pageant. But something good never came. Donald Trump decided that Prejean could stay. So Moakler left. In her resignation, she reiterated that she did not object to the content of the photos, only to the failure of Prejean to disclose them to pageant officials. In that statement, she demonstrated that out of Prejean, Hilton, and Moakler, she may be the only honest woman in the bunch. She faithfully fulfilled her contract as Miss California. Only after her contract expired did she display her goods for the crotch-watchers at Playboy magazine. She said she could not support an organization that failed to insure that contestants adhere to contract terms. Now, she says, she will no longer serve as a role model for beauty pageant contestants but will instead focus on serving as a role model for her children.
Meanwhile Prejean has affiliated herself with the National Organization for Marriage as an spokesperson for traditional marriage or, as most call it, marriage. And the California Supreme Court's decision upholding marriage did not bring peace to the streets; it only filled them with angry protesters vowing to bring the question to the voters again.
And the attrition continues.
Somewhere . . .
We'll find a new way of living,
We'll find a new way of forgining,
Somewhere . . .
West Side Story lyrics by Stephen Sondheim.